ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 11, 2012 A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Norwegian man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him: "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old man said: "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, dat vould not be proper vair I come from". She said: "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing then?" He said: "Vell, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride ? Ya sure by golly, Dem Norvegians are pretty doggone sharp.....! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
