Engineering definitions, goes funny

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Engineering definitions, goes funny

 

Something for all you Engineers out there!! Sure it'll strike a familiar chord:

 

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

 

Senior : Guys who got ragged as juniors and want to get some payback...

 

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

 

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

 

Really Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who follows the Senior to the canteen.

 

Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

 

Evasive Action : Watch the juniors when any Seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)

 

Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for that title.

 

KT : Makes you suicidal..

 

Year Drop : Makes Dad homicidal.

 

Rereviewuation : Cruel joke... ( Results of review come after you give the KT Examination. ).

 

Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately, also the most powerful idiot on campus.

 

Lectures : Waste of time.

 

Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough time.

 

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

 

Vernacular Professor : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?". ).

 

Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes, in which you discuss about girls, watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.

 

Hopeless Practicals : The Practicals in which there are no girls in your group ( Simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings, from the girls of course... ).

 

Fear : What you feel when the Prof. who's signature you forged on the journal hesitates to turn the page...

 

Irony : The guy who copied your entire Paper passes and you flunk.

 

Critical Calculations : Summing up the marks you attempted in the Examination.