freak 1,032 Report post Posted July 4, 2013 Two Birds Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil.They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first?The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites