Obama tries to cash a check

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Obama tries to cash a check without ID

 

 

President Obama walks into a major American bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me”?

 

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID”?

 

Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there would be any need to. Let me be clear, I am President Barrack Obama, the President of the United States of America!”

 

Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the latest Government regulations, and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on seeing ID”

 

Obama: “Well, just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am!”

 

Cashier: “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

 

Obama: “Make no mistake, I am urging you please to cash this check!”

 

Cashier: “Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without his ID. To prove that he truly was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

 

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without his ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball actually landed in my coffee cup. With that spectacular shot we knew that he was Andre Agassi and cashed his check.

 

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is truly you, and only you, as the President of the United States?”

 

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. My mind is a complete blank.”

 

Cashier: “Would you like the cash in large or small bills, Mr. President?”