possible computer bumper stickers

[TinyTaZZ 75]

 

Some possible computer bumper stickers

 

1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

 

2. <-------- The information went data way

 

3. The name is Baud...James Baud.

 

4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

 

5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

 

6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

 

7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

 

8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.

 

9. E Pluribus Modem

 

10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

 

11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

 

12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

 

13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

 

14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

 

15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

 

16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

 

17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

 

18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

 

19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

 

20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

 

21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

 

22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

 

23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

 

24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

 

25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

 

26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

 

27. Hit any user to continue.

 

28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

 

29. Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (P)anic

 

30. (A)bort, ®etry, (G)et a beer?