ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for$500. The banker pulled out the loan application, "What areyou going to do with the money?""Take jewlery to city and sell it," was the response."What have you got for collateral?""Don't know collateral.""Well that's something of value that would cover the cost ofthe loan.Have you got any vehicles?""Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?""Yes, I have a horse.""How old is it?""Don't know, has no teeth."Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Severalweeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out aroll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. He then handed the bankerthe money to pay his loan off."What are you going to do with the rest of that money?""Put in teepee.""Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked."Don't know deposit.""You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you.When you want to use it you can withdraw it."The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got forcollateral?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran999 288 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Finally an intelligent question! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites