ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore theywould never have anything to do with women again. Theywere best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska asfar north as they could go and never look at a womanagain.They got up there and went into a trader's store and toldhim, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for oneyear." The trader got the gear together and on top of eachone's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with furaround the hole. The guys said "What's that board for?"The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are nowomen and you might need this."They said "No way! We've sworn off women for life!" Thetrader said," Well. take the boards with you, and if youdon't use them I'll refund your money next year. "Okay,"they said and left.Next year this guy came into the trader's store and said"Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."The trader said, "Weren't you in here last year with apartner?""Yeah" said the guy."Where is he?" asked the trader."I shot him" said the guy."Why?""I caught him in bed with my board." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran999 288 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 Life's hard... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites