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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner 
 
 
 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey 
 
 
 
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
 
 
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra 
 
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett 
 

 

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford 
 
 
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain 
 
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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...there is nothing more intelligent to add... so I'll keep quiet. thank you, cheers :D

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