TinyTaZZ 75 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 She Was A Bit Lonely She checked into a motel on her 50th birthday feeling lonely and unappreciated. She thought , “maybe I’ll try one of those men advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” As she glanced through the phone book, a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man, caught her eye. He had muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long legs, a dazzling smile, six pack abs, and she felt certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled bum…. What the heck, she thought, no one will ever know. I’ll give him a call. “Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?” . . . He sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. I want toys, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. I want to go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, I’m ready!! How does that sound?” He said, …… “That sounds absolutely fantastic ma’am, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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