TinyTaZZ 75 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 Funnies Ever have a milk of magnesia and vodka? - It's a Phillips head screwdriver My wife said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. - What a Joker. My girlfriend is leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. - And then I saw her face. My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. - Why didn't I think of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
