TinyTaZZ 75 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 Guy Meets Girl In Bar A guy meets a gal in a bar and asks, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good." she replies. A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, well that's different. Send her in." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites