ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted October 21, 2013 Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the localbar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hearabout his wedding night.Jake says, "Well, when we got to the hotel, my youngest son carried me upthe stairs, undressed me, and lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so'sme and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three ofmy sons came upstairs and lifted me off of her."The bartender says, "Why did it take three sons to get you off?"Jake says, "I fought 'em." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites