ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 1, 2013 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts! What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Bone appetit! What do ghosts serve for dessert?Ice scream! Why do witches fly on brooms?Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough! When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?When you’re a mouse! What was the witch's favorite subject in school?Spelling! What do you call a skeleton who won't work?Lazy Bones! What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?Plumpkin! Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers! Why don't ghosts like parties?They have no body to dance with! What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Franklinstein! What do witches put on their hair?Scare spray! What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?Hide and shriek! What do the birds sing on Halloween?Trick or tweet! Who won the skeleton beauty contest?No body! What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?Buckle their sheet-belts! Why are there fences around cemeteries?Because people are dying to get in! Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?His ghoulfriend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
