My new neighbor

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He's single. He lives right across the street.

I can see his condo from my deck.

I watched as he got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when he walked across the street

and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, he looks at me and says,

"I just got home. I have this strong urge to have

a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope,

I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

He said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?

Being a Female Senior Citizen really sucks!