ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted November 21, 2013 Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife wereinvited to the Colonel's home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant waspartnered with the Colonel's wife and vice versa. After many hands, theLieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally left thedoor ajar. When the sound of splashing echoed through the family room, hiswife was greatly embarrassed and attempted to apologize, to which theColonel's wife smiled demurely, "Don't worry about it; this is the firsttime all evening that I've been able to tell what he has in his hand." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites