Redneck Driver's Application

[TinyTaZZ 75]

A Driving Application   

Redneck Driver's Application

 

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

 

 

 

Last name: ________________

 

 

 

First name:

 

[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

 

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

 

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

 

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

 

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

 

[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

 

 

 

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

 

Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

 

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

 

Occupation:

 

[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic

 

[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress

 

[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

 

 

 

Spouse's Name: __________________________

 

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

 

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

 

Lover's Name: __________________________

 

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

 

 

 

Relationship with spouse:

 

[_] Sister [_] Aunt

 

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

 

[_] Mother [_] Son

 

[_] Father [_] Daughter

 

[_] Cousin [_] Pet

 

 

 

Number of children living in household: ___

 

Number of children living in shed: ___

 

Number of children that are yours: ___

 

 

 

Mother's Name: _______________________

 

Father's Name: _______________________

 

 

 

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

 

If you obtained a higher education what was your

 

major?

 

[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

 

 

 

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

 

 

 

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

 

___ Total number of vehicles you own

 

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

 

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

 

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

 

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

 

 

 

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you

 

are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

 

 

 

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

 

____ truck ____ kitchen

 

____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse

 

____ shed ____ pawnshop

 

 

 

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

 

 

 

Do you have a gun rack?

 

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

 

 

 

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

 

[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe

 

[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

 

[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

 

 

 

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

 

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

 

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

 

 

 

How often do you bathe:

 

[_] Weekly

 

[_] Monthly

 

[_] Not Applicable

 

 

 

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___

 

Color of teeth:

 

[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow

 

[_] Brown [_] Black

 

[_] N/A

 

 

 

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

 

[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

 

 

 

How far is your home from a paved road?

 

[_] 1 mile

 

[_] 2 miles

 

[_] don't know