You Might Be A Redneck If 01

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You might be a redneck if...

 

 

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

 

 

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

 

 

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minute Maid taste test.

 

 

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

 

 

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

 

 

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

 

 

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

 

 

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

 

 

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

 

 

 

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

 

 

 

You might be a redneck if...

 

 

You put a trash bag in the back of your pickup truck and a little water to make it a pool.

 

Your mom puts "ammo" on her Christmas list.

 

You use a picture frame as a toilet seat.