The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex:

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The RIGHT ® and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex:

 

R: You're the one
W: Next.

 

R: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane?

 

R: You're the best I've ever had.
W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

 

R: What color are your eyes?
W: Is my discharge still brown?

 

R: You make me forget my problems.
W: You make me forget I'm just 15.

 

R: I think we should go away for the weekend.
W: I think we should go to the clinic.

 

R: I love you.
W: I love you.