married himself a southern gal

[ghostxdreams2 1,488]

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and
brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first
arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in
bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded
condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it to her
new husband

As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and
asked "What they don't use those things where you come
from?"

"Yeah," she said "but we don't skin 'em!"

[NeophobiA 1,503]

TeeHee, I had a Southerner, (My ex-wife) Shitniggadamn, that sounds just like her....