Two neighbors

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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for

nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and

teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.

For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. 

 

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the

bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a

half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being

ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front

of Bill's house. 

 

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the

18-wheeler. 

'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.