ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 Coffee & Testicles: A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at10:00 am every day."The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until10:00 am?""This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.No point in you coming in for that." 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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