NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted April 3, 2014 A man was struggling with what to wear to a fancy dress party, when he had a great idea. The party's host answered his door to find the man with no socks, shoes or shirt on. "What are you meant to be?" enquired the host. "A premature ejaculation" replied the man. "I just came in my pants!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites