ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted April 8, 2014 A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn'thave much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go backto their new apartment after the wedding.The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committingpractical jokes. One being a carpenter, the other a ordinary guy,and the third a dentist.They all decided to pull practical jokes on their newly marriedfriends. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bedso that when they climbed into bed, the bed would collapse. Theordinary guy decided to short sheet the bed, so that when they gotinto it their feet wouldn't reach the bottom. The dentist chuckledand wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do.A week later the 3 friends all received letters in the mail. "Dearfriends, we didn't mind the fact that when we got into bed, thebed collapsed, or the guy that short sheeted it, but I'm gonna killthe bastard that put the novocaine in the vaseline!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites