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a couple of short 1,s

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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

 

 

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.  :lol: :lol: 

 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

 

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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