poor old camel

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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel
tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sargent
leading the tour, what the camel was for.

The Sargent replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the
men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the
camel."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's
all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could
not stand it anymore, so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's
quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous
sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and
was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the
enlisted men do it?"

The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into
town."