ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted May 12, 2014 A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractivewoman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. Hewas very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerveto ask her for a dance."Would you like to dance with me?"he asked.She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her,"BIG NOSE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites