freak 1,032 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 Fluctuations Today's word is Fluctuations!(I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this.)I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too." 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeophobiA 1,503 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 I'm not racist but love these jokes, way back at night college We used to go to a Chinese Restaurant after class on a thursday night and take the piss out of the owner, "We'll have Sweet n sour pork, beef in black bean and shizlik lamb", he always would come back "you wan flied lice.?." so We'd come back each week with "yes Flied Lice" but he caught on We were having a go and went and studied better english and We noticed it, on the following week he asked "you wan ffffrrried lice" We laughed and said said 'Yeah We wan flied lice" and the next week he got even better, "Oh, you wan fffrrried rrrrice.?." "Yeah yeah, We want flied lice" the next week he was sure he had it down packed and got a bit cocky... "I'll have sweet an sour pork, honey lemon chicken and wanton noodles" "AND YOU WILL HAVE FRIED RICE YOU PLICK.!." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
