freak 1,032 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 How I Lost My Teeth How I lost my teeth>> I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a> butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on> the butt.>>> She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”>>> I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”>>> She said, “I sure do.">>> I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re> missing.”>>> My dental surgery is on Monday. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
