Ponder this...

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Number 9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

 

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest

possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 6
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny,

and they can't tell them apart. If you see a

gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't

bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

 

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

 

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the

world weird. Now the world is weird, and

people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

Number 1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.

What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

... and as someone recently said to me:
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

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now this is so true, lmao