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A boy asks his granny: "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"

Granny replies: "Screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?

A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.

That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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