ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 A boy asks his granny: "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"Granny replies: "Screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!" =========================================================== Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites