ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyonetell me a sentencewith the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky isdefinitely blue." "Thatsnot bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red."Young Sally tried :"Thegrass is definitely green." "Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow orbrown too!"Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart havelumps?" Theteacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talkingabout?" So Johnnysays,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely shit my pants!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites