ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?The Captain's log. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doingthe same thing to them at funerals. ================================================================================= There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my wife." The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
