ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Beforegetting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession tomake: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because sheis very flat-chested. If he wishes to cancel the wedding, it's okaywith her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does notmind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in amarriage.Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said thathe also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it isjust like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, its okaywith him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she doesnot mind, and she also believed there are other things far moreimportant than sex in a marriage.They were happy that they are honest with each other. They went on toVegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off herclothes, she was flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off hisclothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fellto the floor.After she became conscious the guy asked: "I told you before we gotmarried, why did you still faint?"The girl said: "You told me it was just like a baby".The guy replied: "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites