It's called S.O.S.

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A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off. 

 

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!'

 

And promptly went into a barrel roll followed

by a steep climb..

 

He then finished with a sonic boom as he

broke 

The sound barrier.

 

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what

he thought of that?

 

 

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then

the C-130 pilot came back on and said:

 

 

'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled.

'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked

 

to the back,

Used the toilet,

 

then got a cup of coffee and a

 

cinnamon roll.'

When you are young & foolish -

speed & flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older & smarter -

 

Comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!

Us older folks understand this one,

It's called S.O.S.

Slower, Older and Smarter.