ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 15, 2014 Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites