a set of false teeth

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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks

for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks

for only ten minutes. The following Sunday,

he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

 

The congregation had to mob him to get him down

from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt

so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for

more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put 
his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

 

(I love it when I make you smile ... and I KNOW you are smiling!)