be careful using a cucumber

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Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they
make
love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped
on her
reading lamp one passionate night -- only to find a cucumber in his
hand.
"Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been
using
on me for the last 5 years?" "Honey, let me explain..." "Why, you
sneaky
bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -" "Speaking of
sneaky,"
her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three
kids."