ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted July 30, 2014 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'.She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites