People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness

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A Swiss woman went on "Sunlight Delight" diet wherein she attempted to get all her nutrients from the sun;

 

 

A man in Florida killed himself because Obama was reelected.

 

 

 

 

A snake-handling pastor died after being bitten by a snake he was handling.

 

 

 

A man died trying to take a selfie while holding a gun to his head[/url] and apparently pressed with the finger on his right hand instead of his left.

 

 

 

A naked Portland man doing pushups in the middle of the street at 4 AM was run over and killed

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An Argentinian woman died trying to give herself a breast enlargement by injecting Vaseline[/url] into her breasts. The Vaseline Company could not be reached for comment.

 

 

 

 

Two people in China died and 4 more were injured trying to pull a $320 phone out of a toilet

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A man got cut by a razor attached to his own fighting chicken, ran from police while bleeding, refused medical attention, and bled to death.

 

 

A woman in New Zealand died from drinking 10 liters of Coke everyday.

 

 

A woman had gastric bypass surgery to shrink her stomach to the size of a walnut. She ate bowling ball-sized meals anyway and died suffocating on food piling up in her oesophagus.

 

 

 

 

A Boy died at a border crossing after drinking meth in an attempt to convince officials that it's apple juice.

 

 

A man went swimming in a river even though he knew it had one of the highest populations of crocodiles in the world. He was then eaten by a crocodile.

 

 

A drunk man in the Philippines accidentally shot his penis and died.

 

 

Aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness tweeted "YOLO" about drunk driving minutes before crashing his car and dying.

 

 

A man in Clovis shot himself in the head while trying to convince his girlfriend he knew how to beat Russian Roulette.

 

 

 

A woman died of a drug overdose while celebrating her new job as a drug counselor.