Renster 16 Report post Posted January 13, 2012 An older woman can wear any hat she chooses and nobody will laugh. A younger woman wearing the same hat will always look like a lamp shade in a brothel. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the man might have one on him. An older woman will introduce you to all of her girl friends. A younger woman will avoid her girl friends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas... An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call... An older woman knows how to cook. A younger woman knows how to dial a take away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
