Grandmas Don't Know Everything

[woolie 50]

Grandmas Don't Know Everything

 

Little Tony had been playing outside with the other kids for a while.

 

 

When he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that thing

called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the

other?'

 

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the

truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'.

 

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the

other kids.

 

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't

called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom

wants to talk to you!