The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life!

[woolie 50]

The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life!

 

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

 

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

 

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

 

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

 

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

 

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

 

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

 

credits mg & jenk