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    Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster
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    12 Questions you can't answer Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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    I found funny the tale in Discovery Channel about coconuts killing more people than sharks... but who is actually interested about documentaries on coconuts!
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    <<< List of Programs I Use To Make My Computer Run Like King >>> now i wrote this out to a single person, but i thought i would share it with everyone.. i decided todo this, cuz i think it could really be useful to anyone that is a seasoned computer veteran or a new computer newbie.. so here u all go.. look, this is a list of exactly what i use on my main computer for taking care of it, from Anitvirus, to optimizations, to cleaners, to browser, ect.. u my friend, should really mimic it as after multiple yrs of trial and error and over 20+ yrs of computer repair for clients i have it down to a specific science.. so here is my list and again this list is only for care products i use and of course not, all the programs i use on my computer >>> CPU-Z v1.89 - Portable - x86 & x64 (used to monitor your core hardware) HWMonitor v1.40.0 - Portable - x86 & x64 (used to monitor tempatures & fan speeds of ur hardware) Driver Easy Pro v5.6.11.29999 (when used in tandem with Driver Booster, it will find every single driver known) IObit Driver Booster Pro v6.5.0.422 (best known driver program and offers an amazing list of other features to make ur computer better) IOBit Advanced SystemCare Ultimate v12.2.0.130 (best optimizer on the market by far and the Ultimate offers a builtin AV) IObit Malware Fighter Pro v7.1.0.5675 (amazing malware program that offers ransomware protection, along with using bitdefender core) IObit Smart Defrag Pro v6.3.0.229 (IMO best defrag program, plus offers boot defragment and trim options for SSD's) IObit Uninstaller Pro v9.0.0.39 (hands down best uninstaller program ever, plus this version is in beta so no need to crack) Laplink PCmover Pro v11.01.1009.0 (makes exact copy of ur OS, including installed programs.. no other program like this on the market) Macrium Reflect - Workstation Pro v7.2.4325 - x64 (makes a backup of ur OS, that can fix during Boot) Malwarebytes Anti-Exploit Premium v1.13.1.63 (protects against exploiting of ur browser/media programs/java) TrackOFF Standard v4.9.0.25167 (stops tracking of ur online traffic, protecting u from fraudulent attempts) Tweak-SSD v2.0.50 - x86 & x64 (makes ur SSD run at top performance, only needed if ur using a SSD for an OS) Yamicsoft Windows 7 Manager v5.1.9.3 DC 04.03.2019 (best optimizing program on the market) Comodo Firewall v12.0.0.6818 (by far the best firewall on the market even compared to paid programs) IObit Unlocker v1.1.2 (only known program that actually lets u move/delete/unlock files that r locked by the OS) TCPOptimizer v4.1.0 (best program on the market for optimizing ur internet speeds regardless if wired or wireless) Opera GX v60.0.3255.50747 - x64 (best browser for security as it offers a built in VPN and this is the only browser on the market that is design for a gaming environment.. what that means is every other browser on the market can use as much RAM as it wants (no matter what).. im sure u have notice ur browser, which ever one u use, after opening 3+ tabs it uses a ridiculous amount of RAM.. well this browser lets u set how much RAM and CPU usage it is allowed to use (puts the power back in ur hands and not in the programs).. so regardless if ur a gamer or not, it still is the best one to use.. im using it now and ive never been more impressed with a browser ever and ive used every browser on the market from chrome, firefox, brave, maxthon, edge, etc.) there it is.. with this core set of programs my computer is quite literally fort knox and runs at super high speeds, never lags and i seriously have zero problems ever.. just a heads up on this one, u should really adopt it.. i mean unless of course u like computer headaches and frustration from a sloppy system that has memory problems and invasion for malware, just sayin.. if u need any help finding any of these programs just let me know.. some of these programs u r using already, some r paid that need to be cracked of course and some r free.. talk to u soon, my friend..
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    CCleaner is a program I use and I have CCEnhancer CCleaner: https://www.ccleaner.com/ CCEnhancer: https://singularlabs.com/software/ccenhancer/
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    i will post a link for MSFT Office 2016 x64 with a proper KMS Activator included in the zipped download that i will provide u when im back from vacation.. it will either be tomorrow or at the latest wednesday.. cheers, my friend.. since u also stated that the majority of ur software on both ur laptop and desktop r quite outdated.. please review this internal link below for possible suggestions from me on how to make ur computer run to its absolute best ability as it can with simple software alterations combined with ur particular hardware..
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    OK, so you don't know why it won't let me replace the hosts file. Hold off on the video. This is all just to find a driver I can almost assure will not exist or not help. All the time to make a video, etc., doesn't seem worth it fora long shot anyway. I was hoping you would tell me one little tweak and it would get done. On Mac, I do it with line commands to take a copy of the hosts file to the desktop, edit it there, then some line commands to replaced the real hosts file with the edited one. The line command gets around this kind of issue, it overwrites the file. But other people on Mac do it other ways. I could take the hard drive to my Mac, plug it in externally and change the files at will. But the hosts file is special, needs to be put in properly, and I doubt that would work. And you won't even be able to boot the machine with it be in in there properly,s o I could lose everything. Can't try that. Let's sleep on it. I can be in touch tomorrow morning. You never explained, have I taken possession of it simply by doing that registry edit, or now that I did that, is there something else I have to do? Yes, English.
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    Harry Potter book is worth thousands of pounds A rare first edition copy of Harry Potter and the philosopher’s stone has just been sold for £28,500 ($34,500) – after the owner initially purchased the second hand library book for £1. It didn't seem like an auspicious purchase at the time: a discarded library book bought for £1 (about $1.20) at a rummage sale, one of a handful picked up to read on vacation. Except the book happened to be a first edition of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" (titled "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" in the US), one of only 500 to ever exist and distinguished by its two typos. And on Tuesday, it sold for £28,500 ($34,500) at auction. First editions of the title have commanded even higher prices at auction -- a copy which belonged to J.K. Rowling's first literary agent sold in London earlier this year for £68,812 (currently $83,350). Still, for a £1 investment, £28,500 is a pretty good return. Do you have a rare Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book? Books from the first print are very rare and can be identified by looking for two very specific types. First, the word “philosopher” is spelled wrong on the back cover, and the phrase “1 wand” is repeated in a supply list on page 53. Other indications that you may have a rare copy is that Rowing is identified as “Joanne” rather than "J.K". The publisher must be Bloomsbury. The latest date on the copyright page must be 1997. The print line on the page must read: “10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.” These first editions are so rare because most went to schools and libraries.
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    Why was the bird arrested……He was a robin.
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    Who tells the best chicken jokes……Comedi-hens.
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    What do you get when you cross a duck with a large reptile……A snappy quack-odile.
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    Childhood Dreams Two men were sitting together at the bar, relaxing with a beer. One of them was nostalgically regressing back into his childhood as he turned to the other and said: “Hey, have you ever realised any of your childhood dreams?” The second man thought for a moment, took a sip of his beer and said, “Yeah, I sure have.” The first man asked hopefully: “What was it?” The second man answered: “My mother used to brush my hair when I was young and I thought to myself – I wish I didn’t have any.”
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    How to edit the host can be obtained by either a third party host editor or follow these instructions below >>> Take Ownership of the Host file Location - C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc To take Ownership of the Host file or any other file in Windows to edit it is done by editing the Registry (there is a download below with the correct Registry file to be able to take Ownership of files in Windows) Then open Notepad with Administrator Rights While in Notepad, click File and click Open navigate to the Host file location (given above) Add the IP Address and Website Address to the bottom of the Host File Then click File and Save that's all it takes to edit the Host file correctly.... there are different more in-depth drivers offered for hardware then the ones only offered by the manufacturer or Windows for that fact.. if u look at the image below it shows where i highlighted my drivers for my keyboard.. now those drivers were just the generic ones offered by Widows and it's manufacturer, Logitech.. now this program i offered above might not fix ur issue with not being able to use keyboard shortcuts, but u have tried everything else why not at least give it a try.. regardless if the driver program doesnt fix this particular problem, it is the best known driver program around, besides maybe Driver Booster by IOBit.. it is a program that u should have in ur arsenal anyways, just saying.. i guess ill wait on u to get back on if this helped or not.. cheers, my friend.. Registry Key to add 'Take Ownership of File' >>> https://www29.zippyshare.com/v/z6BvRx6Q/file.html Contents of Registry Key Below >>> Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\*\shell\runas] @="Take Ownership" "NoWorkingDirectory"="" [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\*\shell\runas\command] @="cmd.exe /c takeown /f \"%1\" && icacls \"%1\" /grant administrators:F" "IsolatedCommand"="cmd.exe /c takeown /f \"%1\" && icacls \"%1\" /grant administrators:F" [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell\runas] @="Take Ownership" "NoWorkingDirectory"="" [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell\runas\command] @="cmd.exe /c takeown /f \"%1\" /r /d y && icacls \"%1\" /grant administrators:F /t" "IsolatedCommand"="cmd.exe /c takeown /f \"%1\" /r /d y && icacls \"%1\" /grant administrators:F /t"
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    Celibacy Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend seminar, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the speaker declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other”. He then addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?” Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and whispered, “It's Homepride, isn't it?" And thus, began Ken's life of celibacy!!
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    Only One Sale? A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?". "One," said the young salesman. "Only one," blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser." The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?" "No," answered the salesman, "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him: "Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing."
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    Just Fan cooled. I will open it up and blow out my fans. Need to do that every once in a while. See if that cools it down a hair