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SMART {censored} ANSWER 5 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART {censored} ANSWER 4 A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?" The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead." SMART {censored} ANSWER 3 The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said. The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could." When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART {censored} ANSWER 2 A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!" SMART {censored} ANSWER OF THE YEAR A teacher at a West Australian High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."

Microsoft bans Firefox on ARM-based Windows. Microsoft bans Firefox on ARM-based Windows, Mozilla says. Raising the specter of last-generation browser battles, Mozilla launches a publicity campaign to seek a place for browsers besides IE on Windows devices using ARM chips. IE10: the only browser allowed on Windows for ARM-based devices? (Credit: Microsoft) Read the story. http://news.cnet.com/8301-1001_3-57431236-92/microsoft-bans-firefox-on-arm-based-wind

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College professors describe a kiss ... College professors describe a kiss : *COMPUTER SCIENCE* "A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte." *ALGEBRA* "A kiss is two divided by nothing." *PHYSICS* "A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart." *CHEMISTRY* "A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts." *ACCOUNTING* "A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned." *ECONOMICS* "A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than the supply." *PHILOSOPHY* "A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old." *THEOLOGY* "A kiss is divine." *EARTH SCIENCES* "A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when recycled often." *PHARMACOLOGY* "A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails you." *LAW* "A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time for a temporary period." *POLITICAL SCIENCE* "A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone other than your spouse." *ENGINEERING* "I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word."

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The Employee Explanation Suddenly, one of the employee in an organization took 10 days Leave Without any notice. When he returned his manager asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly". The manager let it go at That. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time the said his father died. Then the manager got changed. After 3 months the same pattern Repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again... And this time his father died. This Happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, Human resource manager checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five Times?" NOW GUESS THE ANSWER... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To which the employee said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new Father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."

How to Know If U're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? How Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..." LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..." MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief. LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them. LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them. == 1. Q. What's the diff between Complete & Finished? Ans. If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. 2. Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed. 3. A couple had a fight one night. Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. 4. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together...

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