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  1. RAJNIKANT...............New ones New Rajnikant series --- Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan "via Bluetooth". Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. Rajnikanth knows "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT." Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature. When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!". Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy, and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy. Rajnikanth participated in a 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that because Light came second. and the final one........... Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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    Do You Know????

    Do You Know????
  3. The Ba**ard bcoz of whom men r SUFFERING
  4. google knows every thing
  5. Driving a motorcycle or car
  6. Superb!! Please go slow and see the imagination of painter....!! Please go slow and see the imagination of painter. HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY? SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING, TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO..... BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND, DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU, DO TREASURE YOUR LOVE, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY, ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE .. ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....
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    carToons .....

    carToons ...
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    Challenge Accepted

    Challenge Accepted
  9. Some intresting facts..... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command-go hang yourself The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle The only popcorn museum in the world is lcoated in Marion, Ohio, USA If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee Tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits Finland is also known as "the land of of the thousand lakes," because of the over 188,000 lakes found in this country Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure One million cloud droplets are needed to make enough water to produce one raindrop. There are no two zebras who have stripes that are exactly the same Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 A group of crows is called a murder In the movie "The Matrix Reloaded" a 17 minute battle scene cost over $40 million to produce The human heart weighs less than a pound Even if you eat food standing on your head, the food will still end up in your stomach
  10. Suffering Superheroes
  11. Best Drink n drive Ad
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    15 Marks question

    15 Marks question Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks.... Student: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant's Hole. ... After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask from it's mouth n kill the ant. MORAL: Don't play with students they can do any thing for 15 marks.
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    Funny ones!!!

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    Awesome Finger Art

    Awesome Finger Art [MERGETIME=1319886669][/MERGETIME]
  15. Cops Really Dangerous Weapon
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    Facebook Fact

    Facebook Fact
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    Funny billboards

    More funny billboards This image has been resized. Click this bar to view the full image. The original image is sized 960x720.
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    Jobs in heaven

    Jobs in heaven
  19. Somewhere in Afghanistan
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    Wailing Wall

    Wailing Wall A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. “Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name? “Morris Fishbien,” he replied. “Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?” “For about 60 years.” “60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?” “I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.” “I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.. ” “I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.” “How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?” “Like I’m talking to a f***ing brick wall!"
  21. Why Do Witches Fly On Brooms ?
  22. PhotoShop and Dating Sites .Beautiful NOT! = UGLY Beware of dating sites because what you see might not be what you get! With the advent of photo-editing applications like Adobe Photoshop among others, the photos are altered to a fine finish. One might get so disenchanted when he meets the person in real life. Here is a collection of Russian women photos before editing and after.
  23. I`ve Fallen & I Can`t Get-- My Beer !
  24. Get Your Head Out Of The Sand !
  25. How To Spot a Rich Man
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