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Some great ad one liners. Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak. On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts." At an optometrists office "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place." On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs." Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Some people take 'time' to realise!!!

It all began with an iPhone... September was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in March, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. Our daughter's birthday was in October so we got her an iPod Touch.

Questions you Can Never - ANSWERED Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ~ ~ He did.. They just didn't show it in the movies they made of him.. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? ~ ~ The same reason we wring out a wash cloth after we have squeezed it dry.. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? ~ ~ It is actually a reinstatment fee to keep doing business there.. What is the speed of darkness? ~ ~ Darkness has no speed.. There is only a lack of light.. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? ~ ~ Maybe they woke up every two hours.. grin.. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? ~ ~ Double zero of course.. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? ~ ~ Yes ,, They really do live longer.. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ~ ~ WoW ,,, I don't know.. Maybe we didn't need them until then.. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ~ ~ Because down on the ground all one can see is the building across the street.. Did you ever stop and wonder...... ~ ~ About what?? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' ~ ~ I think his name was Adam.. Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.' ~ ~ I think it may have been Adam that did this too.. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ~ ~ It also has a very low setting.. To give everyone their own choice.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? ~ ~ I don't know that.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? ~ ~ Maybe they just need to wash their hands.. Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? ~ ~ So they can keep their mind on their work ,, if they don't have to look anyone in the face.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ~ ~ They are different breeds of dogs though... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ~ ~ Well they are certainly NOT quizzical!! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ~ ~ Thats a Trade secret.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ~ ~ Only if they are standing in water or wet their fingers first.. Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ~ ~ Why Not?? Stop singing and read on......... ~ ~ Awwwwwwww Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? ~ ~ No.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ~ ~ My dog starts licking at me.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? ~ ~ "YES!!!"

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How a woman changes a man's goal!!!

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.... THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody, Don't ever set her free. THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets

The Lie Detector ... John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John... "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"� said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, T'ommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied, we really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son,� said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to John and knocked him out of his chair... Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one, you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

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Mr. Bean Driving On The Roof Of A Car The classic clip where Mr Bean puts an armchair he's bought on top of his mini to take it home. He can't get into the car so sits on the armchair on the roof of the car to drive it home. [media=youtube]Zavsd6etz_Q[/media]

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sorted. thanks

A day from the diary of a BMW driver... A day from the diary of a BMW driver... "The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're €40 each and I was only allowed 2.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW

Management Pot-Pourri!!!

Funny Quotes! Funny Quotes! Quote: Alcohol might be man's worst enemy, But Bible says love your enemies..!! Quote : where there is WILLS ,there is smoke.. Quote : Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. Quote : to copy from one is plagiarism, to copy from many is research Quote : Girlfrnd r like a medicine they cum with an expiry date....... Quote : I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Quote : Love is life. life is wife but wife is knife Quote : If every thing is coming ur way......... then u r in the wrong lane Quote : Every body wants to go heaven but no body wants to die... Quote : Roses are Red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in Z0O Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in a cage but laughing on y0u..

Top Ten Signs ... Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3... And even your night dreams are in HTML. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.

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