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Welcome back Jack
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Thank you for your comments spookn.
It is love from you guys that keeps our awesome team going.
Moving to suggestions.
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Awesome job!
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Welcome
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Please do not hesitate to ask for help in the chatbox if you need to find some legacy features.
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Hello guys,
Welcome back!
We have done a bunch of upgrades and are back online. You will notice a lot of changes in the way the site feels and operates.
Please keep us posted if you encounter any bugs
Thanks,
CG
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Thanks a lot Mosaboy
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Mr. G and Tech 425 are our new Staff leaders.
They have been with us since a long long time and are pillars of our CP community.
It was long overdue and I have acted on the views of the entire community which has seen their daily active administration
I wish them all the best in the new roles and may they drive the community forward in the true Sharing spirit of CP.
Please join me in their felicitations and I hope your earnest support to them will continue.
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It's time for another great holiday; New Year is about to come to everyone, and we especially want to greet all of you, our beloved CPites!
We wish that the New 2017 Year will be kind to each of you and will bring you a lot of new impressions, amazing emotions and unforgettable memories!
Make sure to wish a lot of good things to yourself and your close ones as well, and make this upcoming year count! Stay cool and joyful, and Happy New Year to all of you!
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Mary Christmas....but Carol was a nice girl,too!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Scotland reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irish man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what
do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'- 1
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The winner of Joke of the Week competition first episode is -Jim-
Congratulations
He gets VIP status for a month
The second episode of the competition begins now and ends on 3rd April 2016
Happy Joking to all
Hope to see more participants and better jokes this time
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Joke of the week community
- Rules are the joke must be clean and fresh as it is a forum for us to enjoy so have a little respect.
- Post as many jokes as you like.
- Winners will be pick by the community likes so the more likes the better.
- Winner will be awarded VIP status for a month.
- Staff too can participate.
- Enjoy your week and happy posting here competition ends Sunday 13th March for the first episode.
- Just reply to this post with your joke
Let the games begin!Jesus walks into a bar down South and orders a glass of water, turns it into wine then sits at the end of the bar sipping his wine.
In walks an Irishman with a clubfoot, he asks the bartender “Isn’t that the son o god ?”.
The bartender says “yes”.So the Irishman tells the bartender to give Jesus another of whatever he’s drinking.
Meanwhile, in walks a hunchback, spots Jesus at the end of the bar and asks the bartender
“Isn’t that Jesus the son of God?”
The bartender affirms it and the hunchback orders a drink for Jesus.
Meanwhile, in walks a redneck cracker wearing a baseball hat sees Jesus at the end of the bar and asks the bartender ” Isn’t that God’s little boy down there ?”
The bartender say it is and the redneck says “Wha hell give em a brew”
When Jesus finished he went first to the clubfoot and touching him he says “For your kindness you are healed”
He then touched the hunchback and said “For your kindness, you are healed”.
As he approached the redneck with his hand extended, the redneck jumps out of the way yelling ” Get the hell away from me….!”!! I’m on disability!”
The second episode has begun: Check it out
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Police mugshot of Vladimir Lenin at age 25, 1895
Nagasaki, 20 minutes after the atomic bombing in 1945.
The first Wal-Mart.
A young boy celebrates the liberation of the Netherlands by Allied Forces with a cigarette, 1945
Fourteen year-old Osama bin Laden. He's second from the right.
The models for "American Gothic" 1930s
Prisoners beat two guards after their concentration camp is liberated by US forces
Construction of George Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore in 1935
John Belushi poses with Steve Martin on the day he died in 1980.
A house that was skewered by a huge tree uprooted by the Johnstown Flood that was caused by the catastrophic failure of the South Fork Dam, 1889
"Beer day", the day that prohibition on beer came to an end in Iceland, 1 March, 1989
An airman being captured by Vietnamese civilians in Truc Bach Lake, Hanoi in 1967. The airman is John McCain.
David Bowie and Mick Ronson enjoy lunch on the train in 1973
Four O'Clock shift at the Ford Motor Company, Detroit-ca. 1916
Hitler Youth during a fire fighting drill, 1933
IRA fighter fires an AR-18 at Pro-British troops during skirmishes in County Armin, Northern Ireland, 1972.
Jobhunting in 1930
Steve Jobs giving IBM the finger, 1983
People's temple member holding a sign showing her support for cult leader Jim Jones, 1978
A little American girl of Japanese ancestry waits with the family baggage before being evacuated to the internment camps in the spring of 1942, California
A semi-nude FBI agent delivers a 1 million ransom to skyjackers, 1972
LCOL James H. Howard proudly displays his kill markings on the side of his P-51 Mustang on January 11th 1944.
Paul Remos, a circus strongman, hoists his son up in the air using only his right arm to feed a giraffe at the London zoo, 1950s
15 Year Old Erika Kornelia Szeles a Hungarian Resistance member who fought against the Soviets during the 1956 revolution
Fidel Castro at the Lincoln Memorial, 1959
"Taking a bath at twelve below zero in December along the Sha O River," Russo-Japanese War, c. 1904.
Black children standing behind a fence of a "whites-only" playground, 1956. Mobile, Alabama, USA.
A different angle taken of "Tank Man," the man who stood against a line of tanks in Tiananmen Square. He is standing in the street between the tree trunk and the fleeing man. You can see the tanks approaching from the right.
Joe Louis stands over Max Schmeling in the World Heavyweight Championship boxing match on June 22, 1938
Women in Iran protesting the forced hijab after the 1979 Islamic revolution
“I am an American” sign placed in the window of an Oakland, CA store the day after Pearl Harbor. The store was closed in 1942, when the owner was relocated to an internment camp
In Afghanistan, 1988, a Mujahideen fighter aims an FIM-92 Stinger missile at passing aircraft, armed through the CIA’s “Operation Cyclone” program.
Maori chief. Tomika Te Mutu, between 1860 and 1879
The USS Langley, the United States Navy’s first aircraft carrier, seven years into service 1927
Main Street, Deadwood, South Dakota, 1876
Louvre Museum. The Grande Galerie abandoned during World War II. 1940s
Unpacking Mona Lisa at the end of World War II (1945)
The Louvre’s most precious works of art were hidden in the French countryside, away from strategic locations to avoid being destroyed. There is a fantastic documentary about art during World War II called The Rape of Europa. It discusses how the Nazis stole and destroyed staggering amounts of art during the war as well as various country’s efforts to hide and recover the art. Highly recommend watching it.
Private box in Ford’s Theater, Washington, where President Lincoln was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth on the night of April 14, 1865
The “MANIAC” at Los Alamos National Laboratory c.1952
Marilyn Monroe photographed by Sam Shaw, 1957
Workers assemble M-3 tanks in an American factory – 1942
Jesse Owens wins gold in Nazi Germany, 1936
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High five!
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Hello Borat
Welcome to Cyberphoenix
Please follow the rules and ask if there is any thing not clear and happy stay and posting