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    RAJNIKANT...............New ones

     

    New Rajnikant series ---

     

     

     

    Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan "via Bluetooth".

     

     

    Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.

     

     

    Rajnikanth knows "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT."

     

     

    Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale

     

     

     

    The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.

     

     

    When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!".

     

     

    Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

     

     

    Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy, and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

     

     

    Rajnikanth participated in a 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that because Light came second.

     

     

    and the final one...........

     

     

    Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"

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    Superb!! Please go slow and see the imagination of painter....!!

     

    Please go slow and see the imagination of painter.

     

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    HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUCH SMALL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY?

     

    SO DON'T BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING,

     

    TREASURE EVERY MOMENT, DO WHAT YOU WISH TO DO.....

     

    BROADEN YOUR VIEW, BROADEN YOUR MIND,

     

    DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU,

     

    DO TREASURE YOUR LOVE, LIVE SAFELY AND PEACEFULLY,

     

    ALWAYS BE HAPPY TO WELCOME THE COMING OF THE NEW DAY....... ENJOY THE SUNSHINE ..

     

    ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS.....

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    Some intresting facts.....

     

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    Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command-go hang yourself

     

    The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language

     

    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times

     

    The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle

     

    The only popcorn museum in the world is lcoated in Marion, Ohio, USA

     

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee

     

     

    Tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits

     

    Finland is also known as "the land of of the thousand lakes," because of the over 188,000 lakes found in this country

     

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure

     

    One million cloud droplets are needed to make enough water to produce one raindrop.

     

    There are no two zebras who have stripes that are exactly the same

     

    Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country

     

     

    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

     

    A group of crows is called a murder

     

     

    In the movie "The Matrix Reloaded" a 17 minute battle scene cost over $40 million to produce

     

     

    The human heart weighs less than a pound

     

    Even if you eat food standing on your head, the food will still end up in your stomach

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    15 Marks question

     

    Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks....

     

    Student:

     

    Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant's Hole.

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    After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.

     

    Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.

     

    When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.

     

    Then admit wounded ant in ICU.

     

    Remove oxygen mask from it's mouth n kill the ant.

     

    MORAL:

     

    Don't play with students they can do any thing for 15 marks. :Pbiggrin.gif

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