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    View the World - FANTASTIC!

    YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE AGAIN........ Mesmerizing!!! This is fantastic. Pick out any interesting location around the world and click on it. A page will come up with a photo. In the centre is a circle with a triangle. Click on the triangle. Now you get a full picture. If it's not a full screen, click on the 4 dots in the lower right corner. Now with full screen, place your curser anywhere on the screen and slowly drag the picture in any direction you want. Left, right, up, down, slow or stop. Try the Egyptian Pyramids in Egypt or Moscow, Kremlin to get started. This is a one e-mail you will want to save. Panoramas and 3D Tours of the Most Beautiful Places Around the World! Click on the below City Names Victoria Falls, Zambia • Venezuela, Surroundings of Angel Falls, Venezuela • Angel falls, Venezuela • Kalyan Minaret, Bukhara, Uzbekistan • Miami, USA • Las Vegas, USA • Lake Powell, USA • Manhattan, New York, USA • Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco, USA • Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA • Oahu, Hawaii, USA • Las Vegas, Nevada, USA • Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA • Golden Gate Bridge, USA • Statue of Liberty, New York, USA • Manhattan, New York, USA • Hollywood, California, USA • San Juan and Colorado rivers, USA • Goosenecks, Utah, USA • Mono Lake, California, USA • Millennium UN Plaza Hotel, New York, USA • Chicago, Illinois, USA • Los Angeles, California, USA • Kiev, Ukraine • Ay-Petri, Ukraine • Dubai, UAE • Dubai, Islands, UAE • Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, UAE • Bangkok, Thailand • Sankt-Moritz, Switzerland • Cape Good Hope, South Africa • Cape-Town, South Africa • Moscow, MSU, Russia • Moscow, Kremlin, , Russia • Moscow, Bolotnaya Square Russia • MoscowKremlin, Russia • 55.748765;37.540841, Russia • Moscow City, Russia • Kremlin, Moscow, Russia • Moscow City, Russia • Trinity Lavra of Sait Sergius, Russia • Saint-Petersburg, Russia • New Jerusalem Monastery, Russia • Saint Petersburg, Russia • Novodevichy Convent. Moscow,Russia • Ramenki,Moscow, Russia • MKAD,Moscow, Russia • Moscow, Russia • Moscow, Russia • Krokus Expo Center, Moscow, Russia • Moscow Region, Russia • Moeraki Boulders, New Zealand • Fiordland,New Zealand • Nepal, Nepal • Maldives, Maldives • KualaLumpur, Malaysia • Grimsvotn, Iceland • Amsterdam, Holland • Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany • Egyptian Pyramids, Egypt • Hong Kong, China • The Iguassu Falls, Brazil • TwelveApostles MarineNationalPark, Australia • Sydney, Australia • Buenos Aires, Argentina • Egyptian Pyramids, Egypt
  2. One day poor old Lena decided she didn't want to be in this world any longer. She resolved to commit suicide. She figured the best way was to shoot herself in the heart...but she didn't know just where her heart was. She called a doctor for the information. The doctor said that usually on a women, the heart is located about four inches below the left nipple. Lena followed the directions perfectly and was therefore very surprised to regain consciousness in a hospital. "I should be dead!" she wailed. "Don't worry, lady," the orderly answered, "your knee will mend before you know it!"
  3. An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating. He says, "What are you doing Father?" "It's called masturbating,” the priest replied, "You'll be doing this soon." "Why Father?" he asked "Because my wrist is killing me,” the priest replied.
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    So TLW took over the world and the next day he...............
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    it was the devil and he told the two men...
  6. .A Husband lays dying, with his wife by his bedside. ..He says in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess." "Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right." .."No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mom!" ..."I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes.
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    Condoms

    A little boy and his father walk into a drugstore and proceed down the aisle with the condoms. The little boy sees a 3-pack of Trojans and asks his father who needs a 3-pack of condoms. The father replies, "That's for the high school boys, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night." The little boy then asks, "Well, what about this 6-pack of condoms?" The father says, "That's for the college boys, two on Friday, two on Saturday, and two on Sunday." The little boy's eyes widen when he sees the 12-pack of condoms and asks incredously, "What kind of man needs a 12-pack?" The father replies, "Relax, son, that's for the married man, one for January, one for February,....."
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    Pam and Lady Di

    Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Pamela if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Pamela, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day." Pamela is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!" "Sorry, Pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
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    everyone was looking for a savior, suddenly out of nowhere appeared.........
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    Iron Maiden Olympic

    Love the Iron Maiden
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    and announced that a terrible crime has happened....
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    troll in his mouth wagging his tail, wandered into the woods but out of nowhere appeared...........
  13. Nothing personal to you at all Predator. Just playing the game childsplay
  14. I am lost..... are you?
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