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    Canoe Skins

     

     

    [A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe.

     

    The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.”

     

    The Frenchman says, “I take ze poison.” The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, “Vive la France!” and drinks it down.

     

    The Englishman says, “A pistol for me, please.” The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, “God save the queen!” and blows his brains out.

     

    The New Yorker says, “Gimme a fork.” The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over --the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There’s blood gushing out all over, it’s horrible.

     

    The chief is appalled, and screams, “What are you doing???”

     

    The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, “So much for your canoe, asshole!”

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    Mostly its a case about you not getting a service you paid for.....and everybody has the right to bitch about it...they freeze the payment, until the seller can come up with a solution, which in this case is so/so... so more then likely refund is in order since they can't deliver what you paid for.

     

    I do believe they will open up in some 4th world country who wants money...after a cooling off time anyway.

     

    Totally agree. There are a lot of greedy peeps out there. And I'll be right behind them taking a piece of the action. LOL

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    RS for one, watches that like a hawk. I know this from past experience. Sharing accounts with them cost me a bunch at another site I'm on. You need to find a way to run all up oand downloads through 1 or 2 IP's. That way you will not get noticed. And you can only alow single uploads or downloads at a time. Need to create a timesheet of sorts. Thats what we did.

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    Hey all. I am trying to network 2 HP PC's with Windows 7 64 bit and an older IBM laptop that has XP Pro on it. I have Googled this and it just seems to difficult. Is there an easier way to do this? The 2 HP machines are networked but for the life of me I can't get the laptop to connect. Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks.

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    Little Clarence came home from his Flin Flon school one day slightly confused.

     

    His Mother was Jewish and his father was a native.

     

    So Clarence asks,"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more native?"

     

    "What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure

    you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.

     

    So, when his father arrived home, Little Clarence asks the same question,

    "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more native?"

     

    "What the hell kind of a question is that?

    Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more native?" asks his dad.

     

    "Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle

    for $50, and I don't know whether to jew him down to $25,

    or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing."

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